Do you know what your sin is?

The deadly sins guide to TIFF

Lust
http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/cas/

Gluttony
All you can eat at Katsu http://www.hrg88.com/katsu/index.php

or Little India http://www.littleindia.ca/

or Kama http://www.kamaindia.com/home.asp

and for my thirsty friends http://www.beerhunter.ca/

Greed
The new improved Visa Screening Room pass*

Sloth
Scheduling all your movies at the AMC so you never have to leave the movieplex

Wrath
Line rage when newbies or douchebags cut in due to ignorance or arrogance

Envy
Media passes…so preciousssss

Pride
Six months from now a friend will ask you about a movie that is coming out and you reply “I saw it at the festival…last year.”

* TIFF gods please take mercy on my sarcastic soul and put me in a good box for the lottery.

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This is not an official TIFF site. If it was I would not have to wait in so many lineups with my festival knapsack full of water, snacks, sunscreen and other supplies.

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